The Twat
- Feb 10
- 1 min read
He preaches pride in Britain's state.
Yet every speech just stirs up hate.
He claims to tell the people's story.
But twists the truth for tabloid glory.
His past lies are a trail, just like a slug.
He appeals to a bigoted, mindless thug.
I hate his gormless Muppet face.
And flapping gums attacking race.
His words are filled with bullshit scorn.
Behind an everyman mask, a Russian pawn.
A vote for him's for the National Front.
Because Nigel Farage is a horrible cunt.e people's story.
But twists the truth for tabloid glory.
His past lies are a trail, just like a slug.
He appeals to a bigoted, mindless thug.
I hate his gormless Muppet face.
And flapping gums attacking race.
His words are filled with bullshit scorn.
Behind an everyman mask, a Russian pawn.
A vote for him's for the National Front.
Because Nigel Farage is a horrible cunt.
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